MOOHAHA Word of the Day

 

SMANKER

Smanker: noun, 

1. a social media wanker.  

2. someone who claims to possess influence but in reality just complains a lot and does nothing.

A good friend of mine introduced me this guy's writing, Fransisco Dao. 
I have borrowed (stolen) his idea and have come up with my top 10 signs you may be a smanker.

1. You spend lunch catch-ups with friends taking photos of the food and posting them on facebook.

2. You re-post people’s ideas to make yourself look creative and worldly (ehem).

3. You ‘Like’ every brand and corporation in the hope of scoring something for free.

4. You post anything starting with KEEP CALM AND…

5. You add a photo filter on instagram to every photo you take to make yourself look tanned.

6. You drop LOL, WTF or OMG into any conversation.

7. You start using the words “Integrated content”, “Like it got sooo many Likes” and “My followers love it”.

8. You Check In from pointless places, people don’t care that you’re at the gym, Aldi or JB Hi-Fi.

9. Posting images of tragedy and saying if you don’t ‘like’ this you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

10. Meeting friends at a café and saying “Hang on, I can’t talk yet, I gotta check us in on Facebook

Never fear, the irony is not lost on me that I'm re-posting this on a blog, half way to Smankerville, Moohaha.

Read the full post from Fransisco Dao.