10 ways to procrastinate

So I’ve been slightly distracted lately and have neglected MOOHAHA. Work, study, essays… its amazing the things we will do to avoid it. Here are just a few ideas to procrastinate or as I like to call it “inspirational segways”.

1. Walk to the Botanic Gardens and feed the ducks. You can rationalise this one as the stale bread would go to waste and the ducks are anorexic since the council banned feeding them.

2. Match up all the socks in your house and colour code them in the draw.

3. Take the neighbours dog for a walk. Word to the wise, don’t take the 16 year old Labrador with arthritis and nearly kill it trying to run across the road.

4. Ring your mum. She will love it and probably spend 30min telling you to stop procrastinating.

5. Draw some local artwork to make people smile. This does not include tagging or drawing dicks on the pavement.

6. Check the mailbox, there could be some very important junk mail waiting for you.

7. Go through your iTunes songs and rate them all out of 5 stars. This will be guaranteed to never come in handy, ever.

8. Defrost your freezer and clean out the once-was-food and that bottle of champas you put in there 6 months ago to cool down quickly and forgot about.

9. Put the bottle of champas in the microwave to defrost, and then consume. You need to keep your fluids up while procrastinating. 

10. Untangle fairy lights. Oh and while your at it sort that random draw filled with broken head phones, chargers, paper clips, keys, beer coasters and a Nokia 3210.