Solution to Valentine's Day

For some the fateful day is nearly upon us, no its not dooms day, but close... Valentine's Day.

St Valentine was commemorated on February 14. 

That’s it. That’s the only link. 

From there, Valentine’s Day was created in the modern era, with the intention of showing us how much we love one another. 

Sadly it can often invoke jealousy, guilt, anger and large groups of single women competing for the best horror break-up story. I’m not a hater of Valentine’s Day, it’s just another day to appreciate people in your life, rather than the only day you appreciate people in your life. 

I have found the perfect solution: Light-heartedly take the piss while letting people know you were thinking of them with one of these post cards, make your own or you can buy them from someecards here. 

  Copy write Someecards Inc.

THE SKY IS MY COLOURING BOOK

Nature makes the best game of Mr. Squiggle. 

Here's what I see. Scroll to the bottom for a cheat sheet if you haven't the fainest idea.

A girl with a pony tail being kissed on the head by a horny snail.

A chicken farting in its sleep.

A pirate snow man.

Dino the Dinosaur.

Marge Simpson dressed as an angel reaching for a hamburger.

HEART ON SLEEVE IS POOR ADVICE

RETURN OF THE EVIL LAUGH

After a month of enjoying sun shine, family, great food, kisses and balmy nights, I have pulled my finger out and again embracing MOOHAHA.  

Me thinks, 2013 is going to be a big year...

UGLY-BEAUTIFUL

I went for a stroll in one of the most beautiful and contrasting alleys in Melbourne, DeGraves. Filled with nooks and crannies, the smell of coffee combined with last night's booze and everything in-between. A place where hipsters, tourist, try-hards and office workers all convene for their morning hit.

I sat on the step (being one of those try-hards with a camera) watching a man set up his cello. He closed his eyes and began to play and when I saw his expression change, I noticed what he was looking at opposite him: 

For those wondering what happened to the man, I went over to see if I should call an ambulance. 
He told me to "F*ck off... wait... unless you gotta beer?!"
The cello played on. 

10 ways to procrastinate

So I’ve been slightly distracted lately and have neglected MOOHAHA. Work, study, essays… its amazing the things we will do to avoid it. Here are just a few ideas to procrastinate or as I like to call it “inspirational segways”.

1. Walk to the Botanic Gardens and feed the ducks. You can rationalise this one as the stale bread would go to waste and the ducks are anorexic since the council banned feeding them.

2. Match up all the socks in your house and colour code them in the draw.

3. Take the neighbours dog for a walk. Word to the wise, don’t take the 16 year old Labrador with arthritis and nearly kill it trying to run across the road.

4. Ring your mum. She will love it and probably spend 30min telling you to stop procrastinating.

5. Draw some local artwork to make people smile. This does not include tagging or drawing dicks on the pavement.

6. Check the mailbox, there could be some very important junk mail waiting for you.

7. Go through your iTunes songs and rate them all out of 5 stars. This will be guaranteed to never come in handy, ever.

8. Defrost your freezer and clean out the once-was-food and that bottle of champas you put in there 6 months ago to cool down quickly and forgot about.

9. Put the bottle of champas in the microwave to defrost, and then consume. You need to keep your fluids up while procrastinating. 

10. Untangle fairy lights. Oh and while your at it sort that random draw filled with broken head phones, chargers, paper clips, keys, beer coasters and a Nokia 3210.

3 WEEKS TIL CHRISTMAS

Its officially Christmas as the 1st December hit and Melbourne was embracing the spirit, with trees growing ball-bals and sprouting pink flamingos. 

Whats gayer than Xmas? a pink flamingo xmas tree!

Chapel st. Melbourne, Xmas decco heaven. 

Flamingos $24.95ea.... I wanted 50 of them dam it!

Even the cacti are sprouting xmas colours :)

You don't have to be a pine tree to get into the xmas spirit. 

Toorak Rd, Melbourne.