MODERN DAY USE FOR YELLOW PAGES

I came home to find myself blessed with 7 editions of the Yellow Pages on the steps to my apartment. As there are only four apartments in my block, I thought I'd at least heave 3 onto my neighbours' stoop, only to find they already had 5! 

I have found 8 modern day uses for the Yellow pages when you get bombed:

Use it to clean the BBQ.

Potty training step ladder. 

Fire lighting fuel

Add it to your "I'm having trouble falling asleep" reading pile

A handy chuck for your tyre

Break-up aid

Avoid those awkward conversations

Kick him to the curb