MOOHAHA MOMENTS

ITS MOMENTS LIKE THESE... YOU NEED MOOHAHA

There are several occasions where an evil laugh is really the only appropriate thing to do. Here are just a few of them and I can’t wait to hear yours.

- Teaching a mate’s kids how to do reverse psychology on their parents. MOOHAHA

- When your housemate never does the dishes and you accidently drop their toothbrush on the floor and put it back in it’s original spot. MOOHAHA

- When you’re employer says they can’t afford to give you a pay rise this year, prepare a cost breakdown of the $10,000 in lost productivity, knowledge and recruitment fees it will cost them if you resign. And because you’re a loyal employee you will take a $5,000 pay rise in good faith instead of the full $10,000. MOOHAHA

- Attending a marketing focus group and telling awkward stories about your experience with the product. MOOHAHA

- When a mean co-worker asks you to get a skinny latte for them. Order them full fat. MOOHAHA

- If your bins always go out on a Thursday night, put them out on a Monday night, just to mess with your neighbours. See how many put there’s out on the street ‘just in case’. MOOHAHA

Tell me your best MOOHAHA moment.